This Just in: Robert Mueller Was John Kerry’s High School Lacrosse Captain

Kirsters Baish| If there is even a doubt in your mind that corruption runs deep among the liberals of America, just take a look at this story. It has just been found out that special counsel Robert Mueller was John Kerry’s lacrosse captain in high school. Kerry and Mueller didn’t just attend any old public school, however. They were much more privileged than that.

Mueller and Kerry both attended the exclusive St. Paul’s boarding school, located in Concord, New Hampshire, as reported by the U.K. Daily Mail. You may be wondering how much it costs to send your kid to school at St. Paul’s. Wonder no more. It will cost you a hefty $60,000 per year to send your teen to school there.

The Daily Mail reported, “Mueller, now 72, was part of the Missionary Society, a member of the Library Association and the vice president of the athletic association.”

Mueller was the captain of the lacrosse team, which can be seen in a photograph that practically screams white privilege. I don’t want to hear liberals whining about white privilege among Republicans after this bombshell.

Take a look:

During a 2004 visit to his high school alma mater, Mueller stated, “I spent all my waking hours shooting pucks into the fireplaces in my dorm.”

The Daily Mail reminded readers, “The contrast with Trump’s childhood is stark — although it is the difference not between wealth and poverty, but between the son of a scrappy self-made man from Queens and the son of an establishment insider.”

Vanity Fair described the Episcopal boarding school as being “the Eton of America’s upper crust” for “the conservative old Wasp families of New York, Boston, and Philadelphia — the plutocracy that has been running the country for generations.”

Conservative Tribune reports:

The list of St. Paul’s alumni is long enough to have its own Wikipedia page. On it are numerous former members of Congress, including Kerry; newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst (he didn’t graduate, though — the rapscallion); “Doonesbury” cartoonist Garry Trudeau; Watergate prosecutor Archibald Cox; former New York City Mayor John Lindsay; and heirs Cornelius Vanderbilt III and John Jacob Astor IV.

It really isn’t all that surprising that Mueller and Kerry knew each other growing up. The real shocker is why Democrats are so shocked when Republicans call Washington a swamp.

This photograph says something that words can’t when it comes to the mess in Washington. Conservative Tribune writes, “The photo may represent just a small part of the constellation of interconnected bureaucrats which has run Washington since time immemorial, but Kerry and Mueller both wield an unbelievable amount of power. And now one of them is trying to stop President Trump’s ditching of the Iran deal, while the other is leading an investigation into unproven allegations that Trump colluded with Russia.”

I don’t see any possible way for two men who have known one another since they were kids to be impartial. There is no way that Americans can trust these men. Things are looking worse and worse for Robert Mueller, and this just took it a step further.